| 1. | constant elevation | ||
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A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time. "Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun "Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz |
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| 2. | Elevation Cessation | ||
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The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors. I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.
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| 3. | nipple elevation | ||
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–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after. "I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"
"why, you could hang you coat on those sir" "indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts" |
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| 4. | high school | ||
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A place rumored (by adults) to be
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A. the best 4 years of their lives B. good for you However, in all actuality it is a system of prisons cleaverly decorated with pee-yellow walls, faulty lights, air-conditioners that never seem to be turned on at the right time of the year, and heaters with a blazing high temperature of 55 degrees. There are many elements of high school, but seeing as many have already explained the social aspects, i will dwell annoyingly on the educational aspects. ~school overview~ educational officials, or teachers, "teach", or rather make you memorize facts, figures, rules, and many other things that they claim "will be very useful to you in the future" however, 95% of this information is utterly useless, and completely forgotten the second you walk out of the classroom. teachers usually emphasise becoming an individual, independent, free-thinking, creative member of society by forcing you to conform to their standards. ~Math Department~ teachers teach you about numbers, tables, charts, and other mathmatical things. in the early education years, the information seems relevant enough (multiplication, money, charts etc.) but, proceeding through the school years, the information becomes ludicris and exceedingly diffucult to understand, much less pronounce. ~Social Department~ established to teach about the world around us. the teacher repeats the phrase " we learn about history so we can learn from our mistakes" constantly and ove... |
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| 5. | Queenie | ||
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The act of pooping from elevation upon someone holding a clear surface between them and the pooper. World record - 50 feet Joe attempted a world record Queenie from 52 feet, but missed the glass and plastered Mike's stomach with a load of reincarnated Sloppy Joes.
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| 6. | boulder | ||
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A city north west of Denver. Known to many who come there and want to be cool as the bubble. It is a very active town, many athletes come there to train for the high elevation and hip trendy happenings. Many athletes will also come there because they are bike racers that arent any good but think by moving to boulder they will be good, and at least be able to name drop. Home to many past and present professional cyclist: Scott Moninger, Chris Baldwin, Tyler Hamilton, Chris Wherry (born there now a resident of Durango CO) Chuck Coyle, Go Go. Andrew the terminator Bajadali and many more. Several current or former pros have also lived there such as Dan Schmatz, Alex candelario and Jeff corbett. Many australian athletes come there and steal our women because they talk funny. Reports are coming in recently that former northeaster Hardware NJ state cat 5 champ (reigning and current) Pete Lopinto resides there as well. this one time, i was riding along in the bubble with Henk, moninger, baldwin and a bunch of other pros and we saw Rory Sutherland riding too, it was so cool, boulder is cool, i am so cool, i put out 45 more watts just living here. someday ill make over 15k
Masters race 1: I might leave my family an set up shop in boulder Masters racer 2: Why would you do that? Masters racer 1: i just really think i could get a ride on AEG Toshiba and win masters nationals. Bostick has been coaching me he says the elevation and the quality of riding partners will make me better. |
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| 7. | get your weight up | ||
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"Get your weight up means I don't care if you're at school, I don't care if you're working at McDonald's, it's all about elevation in life. It's all about taking your life to the next step, and that's what I mean by that. I see a lot of people who run around here, man, and they just talk all the time about dope, and it ain't just about the streets and you getting your weight up. I know a lot of school cats who are trying to achieve their goals themselves, so whatever goals you achieve is getting your weight up." -Stank Quit fuckin' around and get your weight up homie.
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