ejectile dysfunction 

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

ejectile vomit 

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

ejectile vomit by word<3r October 26, 2011

Elective stupidity 

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

Elective stupidity by Ofashea January 16, 2022

erective 

Anything giving an erection

Those lady's jugs were sooo erective!!!!

erective by Lex Dahlstrom January 13, 2008

etective

Like a detective, but slightly less stealth and sneaky. Is a detectives slightly less cool cousin

Person 1 -"I'm probably gonna get caught doing my detective work"
Person 2- " oh, so your pretending to be an etective?"

etective by spplr girl March 26, 2010

Ejactive 

Means extremely hot or sexy. Someone you would definally fuck.

That chick was so ejactive, I had a boner as soon as I looked at her.

Ejactive by theGoddessofchaos March 6, 2011

Elective Narcolepsy 

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

Elective Narcolepsy by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013