etective

Like a detective, but slightly less stealth and sneaky. Is a detectives slightly less cool cousin

Person 1 -"I'm probably gonna get caught doing my detective work"
Person 2- " oh, so your pretending to be an etective?"

etective by spplr girl March 26, 2010

etective

It's like a detective, but not as sneaky or cool. Etectives do the jobs that detectives are to wimpy to do. They usually spend their time solving crimes by creeping on facebook. Etectives are good FINDERS (see "Hufflepuff")

Valerie G is now friends with Vicky G

*click* see wall-to-wall

"I'm such a f**king etective!"

etective by jographuhh March 26, 2010

Elective stupidity 

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

Elective stupidity by Ofashea January 16, 2022

erective 

Anything giving an erection

Those lady's jugs were sooo erective!!!!

erective by Lex Dahlstrom January 13, 2008

Elective Narcolepsy 

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

Elective Narcolepsy by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Elective stupidity 

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

Elective stupidity by Ofashea January 8, 2022

Erective 

is the term used to define if a girl has sex appeal about her which a person will then only want for sexual activities.
the word is originated from teens in Sydney Australia

i really wanna f*** that erective.

Erective by Lil Rizky October 21, 2007