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Like, but not relating to God and/or Jesus. One who will probably never die because heaven won't take them and hell is to afraid they'll take over.
Dude, your such an Ehlers
Ehlers by The Godpadre May 9, 2007
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Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome 

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.
a ehnert is a old German word for smith, who mostly works with common metals like iron and copper.
even though this is a tough job, those smiths had a bad reputation because they were most of the time as dirty with carbon that everybody said that they were descendants of the devil.
on the other hand the ehnerts were very wealthy and nobody dared to get into a dispute with them, because they feared the devil would revenge them.
"the ehnerts shall watch over you"

"if you're messing with a ehnert, your life just came to an end"
ehnert by valerie wilde February 8, 2009
Ehler is one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet. Meeting one is rare so make sure you appreciate him. He can be passive at times but if he's in the mood that can change quickly. Ehlers usually have a nice body and is extremely smart. He is scared of love, so show him you care.
Ehler is one in a billion
Ehler by Because why not? July 30, 2018
(Pronounced ee-lurt) n. Anything you would rather not have mad at you; Something dangerous that could potentially harm you; A particularly assertive or aggressive person that is not wise to make angry; Something that wouldn't appear dangerous at first glance, but is actually quite deadly unless treated with care.

v. To make someone feel threatened due to being dangerous

adj. Likely to be extremely harmful.
I was on my way home when I bumped into Harry, and now it's like I have an elert following me! I'm scared out of my mind!

Nathan used to elert me when we were kids, but I think he was just fooling around.
Elert by Jushin June 12, 2007

Anne Margaret Eilertsen 

Anne Margaret Eilertsen is the definition of a boss and is sooooo amazingly hot.
Anne Margaret Eilertsen has supper luscious hair