ehnert 

a ehnert is a old German word for smith, who mostly works with common metals like iron and copper.
even though this is a tough job, those smiths had a bad reputation because they were most of the time as dirty with carbon that everybody said that they were descendants of the devil.
on the other hand the ehnerts were very wealthy and nobody dared to get into a dispute with them, because they feared the devil would revenge them.

"the ehnerts shall watch over you"

"if you're messing with a ehnert, your life just came to an end"

ehnert by valerie wilde February 8, 2009

Smelly Ehlert

A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.

"Dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floor bathroom, and it stinks like hell."

Smelly Ehlert by The Master Passer March 18, 2005

ehlerts 

TheEhlert are the strongest type of people always willing to work or lend a hand and would give the shirt of their backs to anyone in need.

Gosh darn them ehlerts just know how to get a job done.

ehlerts by Ehlert’s June 23, 2018

enertschie 

Energydrink for degenerates

A: Enertschies are awesome.
B: I drink 5 Enertschies day.

enertschie by Fezumlix November 16, 2022