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Egg yolk 

Hocking up thick flem spitting into the air and catching in your mouth.
I'm walking with young lady I hack up lugy spit into the air catch it and say to her egg yolk
Egg yolk by Dr. Dabe December 9, 2013

Amish Egg Yolk 

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

Egg Yolk 

A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.
Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!
Egg Yolk by Andybean May 4, 2008

Eggyokeo 

A word used to express excitement for a perfectly egg shaped human head.

A synonym of Eggbag.

Lane Cove Slang.
"Hey, hey Eggyokeo; how's the egg?"
Eggyokeo by johnnygun August 21, 2009

egg yolk spill 

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half
That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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