2 definitions by analbutt69

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The act of punching a hole in a drywall and having sexual intercourse with your partner through the hole in the drywall... while pooping.
"Hey why is there a hole in your drywall?"

"Oh, Gloria and I were just doing a Portuguese drywall the other day."
by analbutt69 December 01, 2011

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When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
by analbutt69 February 22, 2012

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