eggplanted

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.

Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?

eggplanted by greenis October 9, 2015

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Eggplanted

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message

You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !

Eggplanted by Heyalecandisaacaremyhusbieess October 30, 2018

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eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

eggplanter by NWfan February 27, 2011

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Eggplantress

A black mistress

Gonna hook up tonight with my eggplantress, hope my wife doesn;t come looking for me!

Eggplantress by PierGuy March 2, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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