Vampire’s egg salad 

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

where was it?who was there?were there egg's? 

the coolest phrase the CNP made up all by herself and now is commonly used by the wilson children now:)

"heyy wat r yall doing blah blah blah"
"where was it?who was there?were there egg's?"

where was it?who was there?were there egg's? by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008

CUCKOO'S EGG 

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

CUCKOO'S EGG by GAV October 22, 2003

[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog] by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

Dug's Egg 

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

Dug's Egg by Dougies October 24, 2006

Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

Satan's Egg Nog by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

Dog's Egg 

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

Dog's Egg by Big Jim December 20, 2003