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Drawstring 

Driving the highway when the truck starts sliding sideways tightens the drawstring right up.
Drawstring by Kirkasaurous August 26, 2016

Drawstring 

The string that lives in your hoodie or sweatpants and is always either tangled or missing
I am so fuckin fat I can't even tie my sweatpants' drawstring

drawstring pussy

A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.

It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
drawstring pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

drawstring purse 

Arsehole, sphincter muscle, puckered poo hole
After that vindaloo, I had hot coals up my drawstring purse for a week
drawstring purse by Beefy February 9, 2004

drawstring asphyxia 

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine
That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.
drawstring asphyxia by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

Drawstring Pussy

A female who has been fucked so much that their pussy is loose as fuck, as the opening of a drawstring bag. It can also be stretched like a drawstring bag too.
Shes a whore. I can tell because she has a drawstring pussy.
Drawstring Pussy by Okay mark November 12, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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