Edmonds-Woodway 

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

Edmonds-Woodway by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

Myrtle Edmonds 

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)

The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!

Myrtle Edmonds by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

Edmonds 

As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running
Birthplace of:

Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant
Hometown of:

Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer
Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist
Steven W. Bailey, actor
David Bazan, musician
Anna Faris, actress
Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007
Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19
Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization
Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization
Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds
Population around 40,000
Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving.
The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die

"Where are you from?"

"Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"

Edmonds by Jaimie Wilson June 19, 2008

edmonds woodway 

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

edmonds woodway by oof444 September 23, 2018

Noel Edmonds 

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.

Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!

Noel Edmonds by ColinT January 9, 2008

Jim Edmonds 

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.

holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.

Jim Edmonds by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

Noel Edmonds 

A deal or no deal themed sex game, where 1 person is blindfolded and has to guess what's inside the magic 23 box. This item then has to be used in a way to create pleasure. Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination. Noel Edmonds style beard optional.

Last night my girlfriend and I played the super sensual Noel Edmonds, it was so hot!

Noel Edmonds by Noel Edmonds What's in my box August 31, 2016