2 definitions by ColinT

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!
by ColinT December 25, 2007
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The front bottom of a lady.
My ex-wife is a total ladybum.

What a complete cunt.
by ColinT December 25, 2007
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