ebiquity

Existence or apparent existence of distributed, interoperable computational objects, agents, or services everywhere at the same time.

"The Internet and World Wide Web have created an ebiquity of knowledge." (anon).

"Agility and ebiquity will be the hallmarks of successfull enterprises in the next decade" (anon.)

"I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? ... Ebiquity." (from The graduate, reloaded).

ebiquity by tim finin October 20, 2005

ebiquitous 

off tha hook
best believe dat
wicked!
sweet

person 1: Did u hear dawg? Paco got a bladder infection and his girl left him. U can date her now!

person 2: ebiquitous fo sure.

ebiquitous by Pimp masta Pee May 6, 2004

ebiquitous 

Seems to be derived from ubiquitous (being present everywhere at once) with Russian root "eb" to mean "being fucking everywhere at once"

(just a guess, made by Russian-speaker)

ebiquitous by kumquat March 24, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012