eat your monkey Share definition Flag If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey" Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey! eat your monkey by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the eat your monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch