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East Rocky Point 

The less afluent part of Rocky Point. Sometimes it is referred to as "Old Rocky Point". The area North of 25A stretching from McCaricks to Rocketship Park. A very diverse neighborhood.
"Why do the Mexicans in East Rocky Point Keep their bikes on the roof?"

"So their black neighbors can't steal them."

Eastpointe

A small suburb of Detroit, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given night is to go to National Coney Island which is actually in Roseville, Michigan.

Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto.

Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.

The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.

Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.
A) Hey! What do you want to do tonight?!
B) Let's go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
A) CHEA! WE FINNA GO NOW!
Eastpointe by MyHopeIsInGod August 5, 2008

eastpoint 

a generic name for any type of marijuana. Derived from an Outkast song in which Big Boi so eloquently remarked. "finna go to easpoint and some some dank."
lets go eastpoint some eastpoint at eastpoint..ya know i mean.
eastpoint by geedoclik March 30, 2009

Eastpointe High School 

Boy 1: I go to Eastpointe High School.
Boy 2: why.