A small suburb of Detroit
, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given night is to go to National Coney Island
which is actually in Roseville
Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit
, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile
and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto
Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.
The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong
tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah
Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.