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Earthavotornadocadoquake

If there is an avocado inside a tornado, and an earthquake inside an avocado, it's an earthavotornadocadoquake.
Mom: Hey Timmy, be careful in the kitchen, there's a terrible earthavotornadocadoquake in there.

Timmy: why am i alive

earthporn 

A term used mostly on the Internet, meaning the luscious landscape/scenery of our mother nature.
A: Yo wanna take a trip for some earthporns?

B: Hell yeah!
earthporn by Cussucar June 27, 2016

Earthshock 

An awesome, sexy, genuinely compassionate, deeply intelligent Welsh cuddlebear.
'Earthshock is awesomely lovely and one of the finest people on the face of this earth, let alone Wales'

earthstation5 

A now defunct p2p application that contained a questionable command to delete files on the users computer and coupled with the forum administrators consistent lies and over exaggerations lead to it's quick demise. This application had great potential as an anonymous p2p client, but was rejected by the p2p community for it's lack of documentation (closed source) and the trolling efforts of a few members of their forums.
Earthstation 5 is no longer being worked on, has no users, no network and had questionable ties to Russian mobsters.
earthstation5 by Viv June 21, 2005

Earthscore 

Earths•core

A genre in music and media that has less attention/notability than #Underground scene. Known/fanbase of less than 1,000.
This artist isn't underground. This shit is earthscore with only 80 views for the entirety of the upload.

Earthstonaut 

A idiot who wear a space helmet on earth
That Air Microclimate makes you look like a Earthstonaut
Earthstonaut by mcough2 March 5, 2021