early riser 

Someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. Most folks like to sleep in 'til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.

Dave is an early riser, he get up at 6 o'clock every morning.
5am well done.

early riser by Poppy and Leon October 6, 2006

early riser 

The act of masturbation utilizing the morning erection.

My roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his goddamn tissue in my garbage and didn't clean it out.

Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.

early riser by charlie and the unicorns December 16, 2008

early riser 

A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men

When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.

early riser by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004

Early Riser 

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.

People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.

Early Riser by RR Hood July 17, 2023