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The type of AIDS you get given when playing EA Sports games, specifically any version of FIFA, from the absolute bullshit the game gives you.
"So, I lost 1-0 on career mode last night."

"Wow you must suck"

No fucking way! I had 21 shots on target and lost to my goalkeeper punching it in his own fucking goal! EA really have fisted me with EAids this time.
EAids by Lord Dangleballs November 9, 2014
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eaids • eards • eidsberg • eaaids • eaidie • Eaisson • Eardstepa • eBaids • Eidsmo • eidson
EAids is a term used by players of EA Sports games, most notably FIFA players, to describe impossible shit that happens in the game most often in favor of shitty FIFA players. When one team goes ahead, the EAids cause debilitating idiocy to infect the winning teams players, causing them to do impossible and ignorant shit.
FML! I was just crushing this bromo 3-0 after 15:00 minutes and then my whole team got fucking EAids and I lost 3-4.
EAids by HipHoppopotomus June 6, 2018

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.
Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

george eads

the hottest guy on the face of this earth. nick stokes on 'csi'.
george eads by R.o.g. May 6, 2005

george eads

a really hot guy who plays 'nick stokes' on csi.
csi was on last thursday on cbs... that george eads is hot as ever!
george eads by csizer November 27, 2003
When ea fucks you over.
I got disconnected from these shitty servers, such eaaids
eaaids by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 21, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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