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e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.
p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.
e-Vangelist by Armthehobos April 9, 2008
Related Words
eVenge evengeline Evengers e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola
(n.) A violation of netiquette, like flaming or a site-specific attack (denial of service, sock puppets, spamming, et al.). It is commonly deployed by individuals attempting to redress a perceived slight, interpersonal confrontation, or who are merely thin-skinned miscreants. Comments and actions may range from snide or desultory remarks on social networking websites, to full-blown character assassination conducted on services such as DontDateHimGirl.com, Facebook, MySpace, and others. The frst consonant often capitalized.
"Allison got eVenge against her ex-boyfriend, who cheated on her, by posting intimate pictures of him on various gay pornography sites."
eVenge by PalePhoenix August 20, 2007

evengeline 

A Evengeline; The most amazing girl you will ever meet, She will pick you up when you are down even in the hardest moments. Evengeline is probably the best person to go to for advise of any kind , Evengeline is the smartest persom you will know she is a very intelegent girl. When she tells you she loves you she means it, she will be the funniest person you will know. Omg shes just perfect in anyway shes smart, pretty, talented, the best , i could go on for hours , shes the bestest friend shes a very special person in your life. Shes the first person you think about when you make plans. Shes the first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will call her up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad she will try their hardest to cheer you up. She give the best hugs in the world! Evengeline is the shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. In most cases eve would take a bullet for you,cuz she just is the best person in the whole entire world , how could you not love Evengline , if you are an eves bes friend your pretty special also eve is very weird haha! Evengeline is a Savage!!! She will always be a logangster (because jakepaulers suck butthole)!! Your so lucky Evengeline is in your life if she is!
Evengeline; I'm a savage so when I smash its ultimate!! (Logang will get).
evengeline by Jennifer Paul May 27, 2017

Evengers 

a big group with confusing ass lore.

this group consists of idiots, plus a rat who killed thanos.

oh and also a mega mega neek called gio.
“have you heard of evengers?”
“oh.. that one group with the mega neek in it?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026