A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.
Dylan is a douchebag.
by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012
Dylan is probably the worst player and a HUGE jerk. He always makes fun of you and never apologizes. He only thinks of himself and thinks he is the most sexy dude on earth which isn't true AT ALL. He is popular but doesn't deserve to be. Sometimes he can be considerate but that is not very often. This is to you Dylan. You know who you are.
(Says things that aren't true, is VERY inappropriate, and needs to know his faults, Dylan!)
by fineas May 15, 2012
fat, unattractive and forever alone.
ewww look at that guy..
i bet his name is dylan.
by me-mwuhahahahaaa January 10, 2012
A boy that can be bombastic at times and does not know when to stop. However at the same time, you can trust him if you are one of his real friends...especially one with the last name Ammlung. He can also get into relationships pretty fast and not realize what he may be doing. He's knows almost everything there is to know. If you know these Dylans you may end up suffering heartache but you have a best friend.
Girl One: I need some guy advice. Know anyone I could ask?

Girl Two: Do you know Dylan?

Girl One: Ammlung?

Girl Two: Yea! He your friend?

Girl One: He's like my brother.

Girl Two: Go to him. I trust him with like everything!
by Mathlover96 November 14, 2011
A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.
Dylan: red car *punches you*
Isabelle: I'm not even playing.

Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO?
Isabelle: Fudge you
by eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk September 17, 2011
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