A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.
Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode
A man who enjoys a good bean curd to add a spark to his day. He will achieve all his endevours if he has bean curds everyday.
That guy looks really awesome, he must be a Dylan and had some bean curds today
Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.
A unique male organism that engages in the primitive act of giving turkey surprises to his female peons. Dylan's turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Dylan: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
A Badass. Generally one of the coolest, most ridiculous people out there. With a radicle beard too. Say's completely nonsensical things, but gets away with it. Can throw movie quotes into a conversation like its nobody's business. Has a pretty sweet tattoo of himself too.
"Dude, Dylan just won a dodgeball game, 1 on 6, with his eyes closed."
"Have you seen Dylan's shoes? They have his Name on them!"
"That tattoo, it's so... Dylan"
A retard cock-sucking asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else and likes to call people fudge-packers even though he secretly masturbates to Adam Lambert while listening to his song "What do you want from me?" with milk.
Dylan: (jerking off to Adam Lambert in boys bathroom)
Kid: (walks in on him) What the fuck are you doin?!
Dylan: I'm walkin on sunshine you fudge-packer.
A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.
Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!