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The best company you could ever ask for. Dylan is a hilarious, witty, always trustworthy friend who is always there for you and will light up your life no matter what situation they are in. Outstanding in relationships as long as you don't get on their nerves as they are very tempermental but will try to look past it and love you unconditionally. Are also creative geniuses who have a completely different outlook on life, you will never be bored with them.
random person 1: hey who is that?
random person 2: oh that's Dylan, we are best friends!
random person 1: wow! lucky
by LoVeMoRe February 02, 2012
Dylan is usually the scrawniest friend in the friend circle. His feet are usually cold, and he seems to be always hungry. Most Dylans have a skeletor like face, and are tall and awkward. Most Dylans have incredibly small penises, however, the odd is average. Dylans are mainly homosexuals and enjoy long and hard ejaculations. You can often find a Dylan surfing the web on a common site called 'elephant tube.'
"Dylan, You're a freak" "Dylan, You're a bear"
by youwillneverknowwinkswinks November 05, 2013
an extremily sexy guy who is sweet and loves to cuddle up with you, kiss u till u cant breath and would never hurt his girlfrien. he makes you feel sooo good about yourself, he makes your day become better as soon as he talks to you even if you had a horrible day, sometimes he might get a smartmouth about things but you can never stay made because he will make something up to make you happier again
omg! have you seen dylan i need him im having a bad day
by *tori* March 05, 2012
Dyaln's are generally charming and incredible, perfect at first glance. They make great friends and will always be there for you....well, for girls anyway. They are extreme flirts and tend to lead girls on a lot!
If you date a Dylan, he will make you feel amazing and beautiful. But will make life hard for you as he is very very sensitive and will get upset over very small things.

Most boys don't like Dylan's very much, as they do not like his opinionated ways and smart ass comments, combined with his stubborn streak.

Dylan's will get attached to girls very easily and will fall out of love as quickly as they fell in it.

No stranger to lies, he can break your heart in a flash and does not like to take the blame or take any responsibility.

However, he will forever hold a place in your heart.
Girl 1: OMG. That boy is incredible!
Girl 2: Yeah, you'll want to stay away from him.
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: He's a Dylan.
by alasa99Xx December 13, 2010
A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac
by Twolves10 May 22, 2014
A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.
Dylan is a douchebag.
by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012