diabeetis

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

diabeetis by omg bacon October 16, 2007

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Dyerbeetus

An illness/serious disease contracted during intercourse with a humanbreing who has previously been diagnosed with diabetes. This disease can cause respitory failure, athletes foot, depression and self judgement. Unfortunately, it can only be healed with ear removal surgery (earostripathe).

See Dave over there, he has dyerbeetus. Sad times for Dave, god bless his fat heart...

Dyerbeetus by Dr. Richard Mossif December 5, 2019

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diabeetis

fellatio (derived from Wilford Brimley's appearance in the movie Cocoon, where he got blown in the shower combined with his mispronounciation of the word "diabetes" in the Liberty medical commercials)

That girl gave me diabeetis last night.

diabeetis by Keith 13 October 18, 2006

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dyeabettic

A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.

Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.

dyeabettic by QuacksO July 20, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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