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The Durrty 

A class of people similar to homeless people except that they have houses and live normal lives by day. By night (or when feeling hyphy) these people will do the craziest shit. They can be found at the City Museum, on the Metro, walking the streets, exploring, making money, and just being plain sneaky. Their sneakiness is a key facet to their abilities: while they may appear somewhat downtrodden, they are actually full of energy and have probably already made you look foolish. They can climb over shit, hide in places and make snappy comebacks.
1. Oh dear God that kid just vaulted that pedestrian. Must be one of The Durrty

2. Yeah we were in North Co and this dude broke up a drug deal without the 5-0. Pretty durrty.

and of course:

3. q: They're playing Marco Polo in the City Museum?
a: yeah they're part of The Durrty.
The Durrty by Orange Crush StL January 25, 2010
We all have this bloke or colleague who is very slow and has a very common name like Joe, John or, for example, Jan.
If you then combine the familiar 'Duurt Lang' with Jan - you get DuurtJan!
Me: Hey, we're still waiting for our coffee!
Jan: I'll be there in a couple of minutes.
Me: DuurtJan!
DuurtJan by Mikkass November 8, 2017
ugly, slut, nasty, crazy

someone who tries to be black but actually isn't
Janet, "OMG I got popeyes coupons in the mail!"

Parth, "Janet, why are so duuuty?"
Duuuty by A thoughful person December 20, 2011

Durty Durgan 

Someone who goes out and tries to wrangle as much random snooch as possible and then shove his wang into her yo yo smuggler just days later without any thought of his own well being.
Durty Durgan: "Hey girl, why are you staring at me" Girl: "I dont know, your cute." "Thanks wanna fuck"
As distinct from simply being dirty or even dirrty, durty implies something is not just dirty, but dirty in a forbidden or taboo way.

NB: Durty must be pronounced in a North Side Dublin accent.
Rich: *looks across the room at sexy older woman*
Sean: That's my Ma!
Tom: Durty
durty by moroman August 15, 2007

Durty Dumpling 

When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.
Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.