Dutch uncle 

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

Dutch uncle by t3h z0Wn February 29, 2004

Dutch Uncle Rub 

A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.

Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!

Dutch Uncle Rub by appledanny May 21, 2010

dutch uncle 

When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.

I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.

dutch uncle by Howard_from_law_and_order December 30, 2009

dutch uncle 

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

dutch uncle by RZA August 13, 2004

Dutch Uncle 

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

Dutch Uncle by CBone September 30, 2007

Dutch Uncle 

A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".

Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?

Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.

Dutch Uncle by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011

dutch uncle 

I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.

Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle

dutch uncle by fyis October 8, 2009