distractoid 

When a bully or a narker makes a statement about themselves to distract others from a fact or truth someone just said --- by the time the bully / narker is done speaking, everyone has forgotten what was previously discussed...much like extreme weather changes, it leaves people confused and can cause physical headaches and nausea.

Dammit! --- Martin did it again --- his distractoid about his role as a brand champion made us forget the topic at hand, and, strangely, everyone was a little nauseous after he spoke....the meeting was quickly adjourned.

distractoid by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

destructoid 

An entity or living creature that is so ultimately evil and cataclysmic that even god himself would probably shit his crap and die if he ever came across one.
No living person actually knows what a destructoid is as they are impossible to define exactly, also you and everything around you would be instantly obliterated by the sheer monstrousness of the destructoid before you realized it was there.
Only one thing can terminate a destructoid which is a destructoid-OF DOOM, scientifically thought to be responsible for the big bang, Hiroshima, Kerri woman and all of the major disaster to ever happen in the world

Starsky: "Hey man, what would you do if you saw a destructoid enter the room right now?"

Hutch: "I would probably spontaneously implode into a coroded peice of flaming crap in hell"

Starsky: "I wish i was a destructoid"

destructoid by cronedogmillionare November 1, 2009

destructoid 

A videogame blog that allows you to read hardcore info on games. you can create your own blogs as well.

"Hey I looked on destructoid.com and i saw this game. then i went to my profile and blogged about it myself with the lead editor. cool."

destructoid by james brown the second January 6, 2009

Destructoid 

Mindless gaming fanboy fucktards

When defending his choice of gaming console the young Wii owner asked, "What? Are you a destructoid?"

Destructoid by Destructoid October 6, 2008

Mr. Destructoid 

Literally just a fucking Twitch emote of a fucking robot with red eyes. Shouldn't merit a ban, but it tends to anger Indian Twitch chat Moderators.

Man 1: Nice frag! *Insert Mr. Destructoid Twitch Emote*
Indian Twitch Moderator: Me block you from Twitch chat now
Man 1:

Mr. Destructoid by DatAfroGuy June 9, 2021