Skip to main content

dustmonkey 

1.someone who has had it, needs to stick a fork in it, has hit rock bottom, needs to go home and get some sleep, put the pipe down and find a hole and crawl in it.
2.someone who is not in their right mind and acts like it. acts with no regard, especially in public.
3.a person that looks like sh*t because of their own lack of self respect
4.also the name of an underground clothing label from los angeles
"look at her, she is coming down all over the place,her hair looks like shit,smells like yesterday, head all swollen, somebody take that DUSTMONKEY home and don't give her anymore shit!"
dustmonkey by spacebiscuit213 November 1, 2007
Related Words
{Martha}: Linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb tonight so that the dustman will throw it into the back of his dustcart in the morning.
dustman by Telephony May 22, 2014

dustmunch 

The act of performing oral sex on a pensioner.
"I went around to the rest home today, had myself a great dustmunch."
dustmunch by Jinnenay September 17, 2010
Dusten is an extremely attractive male. He has a very large penis and girls love him no matter what. Dustens are shunned but are still amazingly popular they love to sing draw act and dance . Dustens fall in love very easy. He's great in bed ,and an outstanding kisser ..

If you ever have a Dusten try to get with you take him now he's the best you can get.
Did you see that cute New guy?

Yeah he's such a Dusten!!!
Dusten by zombie121596 September 25, 2014
Someone who has a really boring job, picking up shit, and regularly takes a sneaky wank when no ones looking, just to keep himself happy.
I'm sure i just saw that dustman pleasuring himself behind my wheely bin.
dustman by Sam Wood May 17, 2006

Dustmane 

A girl who never gets laid. A dusty vagina.
Sally has a dustmane, no one wants to do her.
Dustmane by Kautyyy22 September 26, 2008