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dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007
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Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking
As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED
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[Dustey] 

Dust cleaner, or dust remover, used in reference when sniffing it. It numbs you for 30 seconds. When combined with other drugs, enhances and alters feelings.
person one:"Ay let's chill today"
person two:"Aight but first we have to stop by staples for that good dustey"
[Dustey] by Fruitfly!! January 3, 2009

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)
Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".
Biscuit Duster by SassyJax01 November 3, 2011

Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster 

What got BT banned from DLive.
Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*

Dusted Diamond 

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.
My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

Muff Duster 

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
Muff Duster by Stevie Y January 24, 2005