Cigarettes: Squares (WTF)
Lame: Dushbag (WTF)
Freeway: Express Way (WTF)
Pizza Hot Pocket: Pizza Puff (WTF)
Soda: Pop (WTF)
something that sucks: Bogus (WTF)
Example: "Yeah bro, before I went on the express way, I smoked a square, ate a pizza puff, and drank some pop. This dushbag told me I was gay.Oh my god, that was all bogus about it.
Man: What the hell is a dush bag? Do you mean douche bag? You're such a dush bag.