dunkel berry

Small, weird lookin, skinny white boy, who talks way too much and is super annoying.

Jake: Please tell me dunkels isn't workin tonight...

Me: dude, i hope not. That kid's such a dunkel berry!

dunkel berry by jjsj May 9, 2008

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dinkelberry

Its a dried ball of shit hanging off an ass hair.
Usually occuring due to poor sanitary habits or rushing off the toilet too fast to grab a beer.
Also used to describe an asshole.

The dinkelberries on my ass scraped my flesh causing quite the bloody mess.

dinkelberry by scottb April 26, 2005

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dunkleberry

this putrid occurrence arises when a traditional dingleberry becomes so large that it hangs low enough to "dunk" into toilet water when sitting on the bowl. less common dunking can be performed while tea-bagging thus producing dunkleberry tea.

is that a dunkleberry in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

dunkleberry by mikefas February 19, 2008

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Fairy dinkelberry

A hump mobile of a dinkel Berry also known as an ugly fucker (porn star)

“You are a fairy dinkelberry”

Fairy dinkelberry by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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