frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn December 25, 2015

humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 18, 2007

Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

by dg1189 February 20, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!

by zero615 March 23, 2011

Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.

Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023

Scrumpty Dumpty

The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.

Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.

by KougatPandora92 July 24, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 18, 2010