Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

Humptie Dumptie by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

dumpie 

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

dumpie by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

Dumpie-Poopie 

The art of getting ready to announce to everyone you have to take a massive, expolsive dump!

I have to take a really bad dumpie-poopie!

Dumpie-Poopie by relief of bum June 4, 2010

dumptweet

when you are tweeting and taking a dump at the same time.

i posted a dumptweet while reading a trump tweet.

dumptweet by Yonstermonster July 17, 2019

dumpie 

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

dumpie by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

dampties

A case of the old damp panties. I.E. a very exited woman.

I could smell her dampties from 15 feet away when she met George Michael.

dampties by Lord_Jefe February 25, 2006

dumpter cunt 

An unaffectionate term that is often assigned to a female that enjoys trashy sex with multiple men (often at the same time) that results in an internal vaginal ejaculation.

Q: Will you ever get around to banging Ashley?

A: No way. Were just friends. Besides, I'm not attracted to dumpster cunts.

dumpter cunt by WyldShot August 15, 2005