Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 30, 2020

Dumpty

lose throw toss discard dispose

Time to dumpty, Humpty!

by algeciras September 7, 2008

Dumpty

When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face

My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.

by Kalynmo December 17, 2017

Dumpty

noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion

Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty

by 31_4eva January 5, 2012

Trumpty Dumpty

A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.

by Profgal February 1, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)

"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"

by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Humpty dumpty

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

by Enter August 22, 2017