Dump 'n' jump 

Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.

He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.

Dump 'n' jump by cowpiewi May 9, 2010

dump n jump 

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

dump n jump by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019

Dump 'n' jump 

Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.

Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.

Dump 'n' jump by TaciturnBadger June 15, 2011

Dump n jump 

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

Dump n jump by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Jump 'n' dump 

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

Jump 'n' dump by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

jump 'n dump 

A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.

Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?

jump 'n dump by spokaman July 30, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022