suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.

"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."

dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019

dumbshit.wbk

a funny meme page owner, most amazing insta acc 2021, owned by big dick energy, mayar.

person: do you follow dumbshit.wbk?
other person: obviously theyre the reason i still have insta
person: hahaha

dumbshit.wbk by mayar’s lover June 24, 2021

dumbtastic 

Adjective.

Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.

Did you hear about the dumbtastic man crossing the street, so consumed with staring at a beautiful model, he nearly got hit by a bus?

dumbtastic by Mark D. Drapeau December 9, 2008

dumbphone 

(n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.

Cingular wanted to sell me a $399 Pocket PC with an $80-a-month unlimited voice and data contract, but I told them to stick it. I bought a free-after-rebate dumbphone instead.

dumbphone by flyingfish November 25, 2006

dumbtree 

guys that think they are super cool. But they have lame comebacks and try to walk with swagger. They also have homosexual tendencies. There hair color is typically dark brown or black

woah! why are you talking to that dumbtree?!?!

dumbtree by UNIP February 20, 2011

dumbhead 

A head that is dumb.

"You're a dumbhead!"
"Look who's talking, dumbhead!"

dumbhead by Shaka, Zulu Warrior May 22, 2006