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dumbtree 

guys that think they are super cool. But they have lame comebacks and try to walk with swagger. They also have homosexual tendencies. There hair color is typically dark brown or black
woah! why are you talking to that dumbtree?!?!
dumbtree by UNIP February 20, 2011
Stupid or dumb tee shirt advertisements on the side of a web page. Usually there is a hot girl wearing the shirt.
Man #1: Not another Dumbtee.

Man #2: What?

Man #1: It's a stupid tee shirt advertisement.
Dumbtee by SystemofaDownandClutch December 6, 2009

Dumbgreement 

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.
Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,
Dumbgreement by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbereena 

A girl that is unintelligent and often found staring into space.
Her boyfriend,Austin, thinks she's a dumbereena.
Dumbereena by Aubspepe November 7, 2010

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin 

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid
Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

Dumbteeto 

A dumb dumb; one who spews nonsense, foolhardy info or just doesn’t plain old wrong ass shit. But additionally either detriments their own position, or sounds truly dumb in said announcement
Good god, look who’s really the dumbteeto. You!

Wow, you really are dumbteeto. No question. You’re comments are uproarious to the nature of your crummy beliefs
Dumbteeto by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022
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murderhobo 

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