Dudespeak 

n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"

Dudespeak conversations:

"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."

"Sweet ride, dude."

"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)

Dudespeak by grindgator February 11, 2009

dumbsplaining 

Dumbsplaining

(mænspleɪnɪŋ)

v

1. The act of ironically revealing one's state of complete mental retardation by attempting to invoke one of a myriad of "splaining" terms such as "mansplaining" or "whitesplaining" in order to shut down an argument.

Seamus PatrickBarrett - oh sorry didn't mean to bust you out for you d--- riding using profanity. I guess wise master typo hunters don't use the naughty words. I can't never be so good at words as you.😣 again, thank you for your magnificent whitesplaining.

Justin Von Striver - I'm going to coin the term #dumbsplaining in your honor, Seamus.

dumbsplaining by Juangalt June 1, 2017

dumpsteak 

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.

We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.

dumpsteak by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Duckspeak 

Newspeak for speaking like a duck's quacking. When used for a friend, the conotations are positive: he belts his wisdom out without hesitation. Against an enemy, it means he speaks incoherently and without thought. This doublespeak is common in newspeak.

That comrade is a fine duckspeaker. The other one, however, tells nothing but duckspeak.

Duckspeak by Jeremy Meerkreebs December 15, 2003

dudespeak 

The language that you cannot use to name your character in the game "World of Warcraft"
Possibly related to LEET, 133t or 1337
Possibly related to the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont high"

"Hey dude, lets party". That dude was speaking dudespeak the whole time.

dudespeak by Rex Trayn November 30, 2006

Duckspeak 

1. To say something without thinking
2. To "Quack" before you think

Boy: "I want to sh*t in your mouth and make a salad with it."
Girl: "WTF, bro!?"
Boy: "Sorry, Duckspeak."

Duckspeak by Ingsoc's Big Brother November 29, 2013

dumbspray 

when one is speaking gibberish. everything that is being said has no point or is not making any sense

yo, this bitch was hittin me with that dumbspray again

dumbspray by dadumbdude January 13, 2010