3 definitions by Boguniecki

Top Definition
The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.
We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
by Boguniecki January 06, 2007
The ultimate bliss, found in something that one would not normally find bliss in.

Uncle Smee: "Holy sheeeiitt! That pimple popped soo well! I'm in wakanini bliss!!!!"

Olmstead Willis: "Oh my god. Yo that shit was sick. Clean up my god-damnned mirror you fuck-up."
by Boguniecki January 06, 2007
when somebody gets shitfaced drunk and starts getting emo.
Campbell drank like 8 forties and started weeping and listening to Dashboard Guise. Maw-fucka was emocrunk as hell!!
by Boguniecki January 06, 2007

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