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dumbsizing 

Downsizing a company's workforce to the point of crippling the business by not retaining enough workers with the knowledge and skills to keep the company operating efficiently and profitably.
The recent dumbsizing of our workforce seems to have backfired as we've had to outsource work to ex-employees at higher fees than than the wages they made before we fired them.
dumbsizing by weedtarded February 20, 2009
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dumbsizing 

Unreasonable downsizing that may achieve the payroll reduction objectives but cripples or destroys the organization in the process by losing critical knowledge and skills. businessdictionary.com

Although the place I worked had more projects then people, I was affected through their dumbsizing.
dumbsizing by Almighty_AL February 18, 2009

dumbsize 

' DUMBSIZE ' - Verb. Def: Educational method used to revise or reduce student testing and learning standards downward to accommodate the lack of competance that students should already have achieved.

2nd Def: Describes a lack of proper educational funding or reductions of funding, or legislative actions taken to produce same.
3rd Def: Pejorative term describing the metal capabilities of an under educated person.
4th Def: Slang- Descriptive term for over large and unwieldy beverages of any type.
1) The students could not answer the first test properly, so the teacher had to dumbsize the exam so they could get good grades.
2) The Governor of of Ohio has proposed cutting educational funding to dumbsize the effectiveness of public schools.
3) I'm sure he won't understand you, he was dumbsized long ago.
4) You really do not want to buy a dumbsized gallon mug of Mountain Dew do you?
dumbsize by Puma2U June 6, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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