platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

platinum ductape by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008

Doctape 

A sexual position where you use ducttape to keep the ass cheeks open while eating a girl out. This way you can use both hands to pleasure her.

Inventing the doctape is probably Docs greatest achievement.

Doctape by Doc Savage cult February 10, 2021

Duct ape 

A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.

The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.

Duct ape by Apes Rule October 23, 2008

Ducktape 

A ghetto bonding material used by jeremy hill

Ducktape by Anonymous October 30, 2003

ducktape 

The white shit that comes out of your twanger, aka: skeet, cum, seamen and all that other shit.

"Awwwww yeah man, I ducktaped all over your mom's titties last night...IT WAS GOOOOOOD."

ducktape by Zorro September 24, 2004

ducttape 

Super computer geek

ducttape by Anon July 12, 2003

ducktape 

when something is wack, lame, or untrue

marqus, i saw this movie yesterday&that shit was ducktape!! it was qwaaaaaaaaack!!!

ducktape by mzShhhh August 16, 2009