duck balls

The practise of castrating a 6’1 34-year-old male from Kansas, TX while under the influence of MDMA and a variety of vodka brands. You need to have a 1982 DMC DeLorean with the driver’s side door and the transmission missing in the same room as the occurrence for this definition to apply.

Ben committed duck balls

duck balls by im a big boy January 12, 2022

Duckbilling 

Standing around pretending/imagining that you are doing something, when you are actually not.

(At a car wash)

Guy1: Why is he taking so long to wash my car?
Guy2: He's just standing there with the windex in his hand.

Guy1: Let me ask him.

Guy1: What are you doing?
Duckbiller: I'm doing your windows!
Guy 2: Why, he's just duckbilling!

Duckbilling by Pussybasher69 May 25, 2013

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

shit the duckbill platypus by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010

duckbill

To smoke a joint when it is down to the roach, since you have to stick out your lips like a duck's bill to hit it.

Yo man, you might get another hit off this, but you just gotta duckbill it

Hey man, you might get a couple more duckbill hits off this, just don't bogart it man.

duckbill by M Rockwell September 15, 2008

Duckbill platypus feet 

The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.

Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.

Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.

"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"

Duckbill platypus feet by jtaat July 29, 2012

duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus

A person that everyone wants to hang out with because they are wild and free and everyone always has a great time when they hang out with this type of person

Man i got to hang out with a duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus last night and i had the time of my life.

I wish there were more duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus ' in the world because the laughter and fun never stops with them.

duckbilled skunkadillapussadactyl rexasaurus by Vendetta_driven_gal December 26, 2021

duckbill platapus 

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

duckbill platapus by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005