Duckbilling

Standing around pretending/imagining that you are doing something, when you are actually not.

(At a car wash)

Guy1: Why is he taking so long to wash my car?
Guy2: He's just standing there with the windex in his hand.

Guy1: Let me ask him.

Guy1: What are you doing?
Duckbiller: I'm doing your windows!
Guy 2: Why, he's just duckbilling!

by Pussybasher69 May 25, 2013

duckbill

To smoke a joint when it is down to the roach, since you have to stick out your lips like a duck's bill to hit it.

Yo man, you might get another hit off this, but you just gotta duckbill it

Hey man, you might get a couple more duckbill hits off this, just don't bogart it man.

by M Rockwell August 27, 2006

duckbill

Another trendy word meaning 'cool'

People look upon my duckbillness and say, "Wow, if only I was as duckbill as him"

by Alan April 23, 2005

Duckbill

when you are texting on a droid and auto complete fucks your text up and enters that....

Sender: Duckbill
Recipient: WTF!?!?!?!
Sender: Autocomplete...
Recipient: Gay haha

by Fuck your face hard April 28, 2010

duckbill platapus

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

duckbilled fratapus

a derogatory term for any fratboy wearing a hat with their frats symbol either forwards or backwards.

person 1- hey is that a rare breed of duckbilled fratapus?
person 2 - no they're quite common and range across college campuses all over the country.

by landbear February 10, 2011

shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself

Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news

by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 6, 2010