Duck Butter is the gooey substance that is formed next to the ball sack and in the butt crack. This is formed by lack of hygiene, long days of arduous sweaty work, and native americans. Duck Butter is made up of oil, sweat, dirt, and sometimes cum stains. This mixture of components under the proper temperature, humidity, and friction, forms a buttery substance that leaves stringers when your balls are seperated from the inner thigh, or when you spread your butt cheeks. Colors can vary from brown, yellow, white, to an occasional green. The consistancy is that of mucas.
Person 1: "We don't have any margerine for the grilled cheese sandwhiches."
Person 2: "I only have some Duck Butter; however, we should probably not use it."
REAL DEFINITION: It is the creamy peanut-butter like substance that is produced from anal sex with a partner who forgot to clear the shoot in advance. The "churning" of the "butter" creates a quacking sound. Hence: Duck Butter.
Duck Butter quacks when you churn it!
The most common secretion of the grundular or taint region. This secretion is a mix of sweat, dryed skin and ass smell.
He drapped his balls on her neck, slathering her in duck butter.
The combination of sweat from the penis/scrodom area, and the anus. These two meet on the gouch and form a deadly serum called Duck Butter.
Jee wiz Bobby! I can smell your duck butter from here!
A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.
Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"
Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"
noun. The scum that collects in the foreskin; a mixture of lint, sweat, dirt, etc.
Dude I had a doubleheader tonight and i had the worst case of duck butter because of those damn uniforms. That shit's nasty
The buttery substance that forms on the gouiche of adult men, when combined with with skidmarks it forms the special "spicy" variety of Duck Butter.
Dude, I just work out for three hours, now I have some serious Duck Butter buildup.