Similar to a dingleberry, but it is a little nastier as it forms on your guch and guch hairs instead of your ass. In addition to toilet paper, turd remnants and ass sweat, it also accumulates guch sweat, and jizz reminents. Multiplied by increased friction and you have a disgusting compilation of grime.
She plucked a guchberry off my guch and ate it like it was a Jr. Mint.
Often seen roaming the grounds of the localStarbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
Young, immature, yet; somehow; should know better than to commit huge acts of dipshittery, worthy of a Darwin award, upon unsuspecting humans and animals alike.
- Look at that clown in his Land Rover, drives and looks like a complete dickberry.
- What kind of dickberry hunts a wild animal for sport? A huge fucking dickberry, that's who.
- Done it again, haven't you Ethan? Fuckin' dickberry.