drunkpology 

An incoherent apology that has no reasoning or sense, usually occuring when inibriated.

She was trying to give me some drunkpology for why she ate my curtains, but it made no fucking sense.

drunkpology by Justin Monahan September 25, 2005

drunkpologize

The act of apologizing in the aftermath of drunken revelry, usually via sms the next day, blaming all one's bad decisions on being drunk. Also referred to as a "drunkpology."

Ex. 1:

"My boyfriend made out with some chick last night and tried to drunkpologize this morning. Fuck that."

Ex. 2:

Person 1:"Crap! I just broke that Jake's 44 inch flatscreen!"
Person 2: "It's okay, man. You can just drunkpologize tomorrow. He'll understand."

drunkpologize by impossibilityness April 29, 2010

drinkology 

The science and mastery of the comsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I am not an alcoholic!! I have a Master's Degree in Drinkology!!
boozer lush

drinkology by migster57 August 17, 2009