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duckfacebook 

A person whose Facebook pictures are almost exclusively of themselves and/or their friends making the duck face. This behavior is often seen with teenage or college-aged girls, or drunk women. Also often accompanied by pictures of other acts, such as making wannabe gang signs with their hands.
Guy 1: "Man, her Facebook pictures are nothing but her and her drunk friends making those stupid kissy faces."
Guy 2: "Dude, you've just seen her duckfacebook."
Guy 1: "That sucks, but I'd still hit that shit."
duckfacebook by defnotmyrealname January 6, 2012
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drunk facebook 

See drunk dial, but refers primarily to using facebook.com or other social networking sites (like myspace.com) to send your inebriated and often absurd messages. Generally only used if drunk dialing is not an option (i.e., the person you are drunk facebooking would not willingly give you their cell phone number).
Jane: So I went home with this guy after I met him at a party right? But then the next morning he wouldn't give me his number even though I was soooo in love with him. So like that night I got wasted with my friends and drunk facebooked him!
John: You're a crazy bitch.
drunk facebook by van tine July 11, 2006
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drunkfacebooking 

finding people on face book you met while being intoxicated.
checking dawnie's page.

being drunk, start talking to someone, then finding them the next day on facebook, hence drunkfacebooking!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026