drunkart

When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.

"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"

drunkart by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009

Drunkmark 

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.

"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"

Drunkmark by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015

drunkmate 

House or flat mate who you get on with normally but when drunk...its just so much funnier.

Duncans an awesome drunkmate!

drunkmate by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

drunkmatic 

When someone becomes intoxicated for the express purpose of being dramatic

Ricky burnt his gay ass hand to be drunkmatic.

drunkmatic by rickylovescock May 9, 2008

Martin (drink) 

Bourbon N OJ

“What’ll it be Sir?”

“You know what, Uhhhh let me get a Martin (drink) “

-WBVM TCB

Martin (drink) by WBVM007 November 24, 2022