Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

Drug Dealer by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

drug dealer minute 

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

drug dealer minute by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

resting drug dealer face 

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

resting drug dealer face by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

Drug Dealer Time by Peshyo November 15, 2011

drug dealer

Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.

"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."

drug dealer by 'sup P June 9, 2005

Drug dealer moment 

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

Drug dealer moment by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

drug dealer phone 

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

drug dealer phone by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021