dropping a beat

To masturbate so wantonly and so violently that one produces only a single bead of ejaculate that simply falls to the floor. Occurs with Duke students studying abroad that are having difficulty tapping dimes with tig ol bitties.

Dude 1: Dude 2, I almost got domed by this italian midget last night.
Dude 2: Damn man, that's cool... so do you wanna circle jerk now?
Dude 1: Yeah, just let me finish my kabob, my delicious delicious kabob.

"Scott was sleeping with his shoes on last night, so I dropped a beat in his mouth. Dropping a beat is awesome."

dropping a beat by Guelfa September 28, 2005

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droppin a beat

To drop ones pants and masturbate profusely as in making music. In certain atmospheres it is popular to masturbate to the music of the pornography therefore dropping a beat. A.K.A Jacking Off, Masturbating, Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey

Bob: Yo dude I heard this weird smacking noise in your room.
Jim: Yeah dude I was droppin a beat.
Bob: Gross you better not have gotten some milk juice on my keyboard

droppin a beat by D-Mo Money December 31, 2007

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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