Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 6, 2003

also known as taking an incredibly stinky poo and then leaving it in someone elses house.

by Marshall Guy October 15, 2006

going to the bathroom going poopy in the toilet and clogging it without wipping

i was dropping a deuce and i clogged the toilet

by homedoggtron101 August 8, 2003

When your testicles hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.

Our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

by Zulzulo January 17, 2009

Lemme call you back, I gotta drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003